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What are you doing in my room?

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I was going to take a nap or

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something. A nap?

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My bed?

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What's wrong with your bedroom?

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Nothing. My bed's kind of gone.

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your bed's like a lot softer got it okay
whatever

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i don't really care you can take a nap
in my bed i'm just gonna put the laundry

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actually i

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wanted to ask you about something
there's been a lot of girls coming

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in and out of your bedroom recently

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What's all that about?

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Um,

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what? I don't know what you're talking
about.

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Come on.

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I'm not stupid.

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I'm seeing the girls coming out of your
room.

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What are you guys doing?

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Um, nothing. We're just friends.

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Just friends.

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I'm going to be honest. It never sounds
like you're just friends.

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I hope you're being safe.

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We're just... We're staying out.

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Mm -hmm.

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Safely, though, right?

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What do you mean?

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You know what I mean.

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I'm not stupid.

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I know you're at that age now where
you're going to want to have sex.

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And I'm fine with that, okay? It's
just... I want you safe, that's it.

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Yeah, I mean, what do you mean safe?

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Using condoms.

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Mom.

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Don't mommy.

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I don't want to be your grandma.

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You know, you're my little boy.

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And I just want you being safe. Because
I love you.

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We're being safe, okay?

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Okay.

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Whatever you say.

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Either way, I support them.

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I remember what it's like being your
age.

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Being young.

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Having sex.

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Not really... Come on.

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I know what it's like.

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In a way, I kind of almost miss it.

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Once you get married, things are...

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different more boring what do you mean
well your father and i we've been

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for like ever and it just just changes
these stuff

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having sags and or if you do have sex
it's like the same fucking thing okay

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right i know you probably don't want to
hear about it but it's the truth

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and you just I just want you to have fun
while you're young and enjoy it, but

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safely, okay?

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You know? I don't know.

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I guess.

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What are you doing?

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Are you kidding me, Scott?

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This is, um, this is really
embarrassing.

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You're doing my panties.

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On your dick, Scott.

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I'm sorry.

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I mean, you talk about it being awkward
talking about sex, but here

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you are masturbating.

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With Ethan's mom's panties.

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I didn't mean to.

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It was an accident.

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It was an accident.

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I'm sorry. Okay, this is really
embarrassing.

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Yeah, you think? I mean, I'm literally
looking at your cock right now with my

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panties wrapped around it.

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Okay.

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Look, it won't happen again. Okay, I'm
sorry.

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Take them off. Okay. Take them off of
your dick.

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Okay.

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Stop fingering me in the wash.

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Is this why you're in my bedroom? Did
you cough?

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I just... That wasn't, like, the whole
reason. I just... I came here to take a

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nap, but then I... I don't know.

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It better not happen again.

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It won't, it won't, it won't. I'm sorry.

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I mean, I understand that you're, like,
young and horny and, you know, I can

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accept the fact that you're having all
these girls come in and out of your

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bedroom, but I cannot have a mass
writing in my bed and my panties.

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I don't understand why you thought that
was a good idea.

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I don't know.

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I mean... I couldn't, I just couldn't
help myself. I mean...

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I mean, I'm kind of flattered, but I
don't know. I feel so awkward and weird.

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What if your father found out?

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I mean, I don't know.

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I don't want to tell him.

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I can't believe I keep looking at your
dick.

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Oh, my God. What am I going to do with
you?

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I don't know. We could just pretend like
it didn't happen.

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I'm not really sure how we're just
supposed to forget about this.

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Look, I'm sorry, okay?

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I just... I... I didn't want to say
this, but, like, I think

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you're, like, you're, like, really,
like, pretty, and I... I thought, like,

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about, like, you before, and I just... I
color your panties, and I...

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Jesus, don't tell dad. It's not... It's
not... Let me cut you off there. I'm not

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going to tell your father because I
don't even know how I would ever have

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conversation. It's so fucking weird.

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But... At the same time, I'm very
flattered.

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And... Like I said, your father and I,
we never really have sex.

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So... I know it sounds...

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Really weird and probably like kind of
grow to hear this but

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In a weird way turned on

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God, you know what?

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You should probably just put your dick
away. I don't know.

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This is really just wrong, I think, and
weird.

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God.

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What if your father walks in and he gets
home early from work and sees this?

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Could you imagine?

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Where would, how would you even explain
this?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, you know, the worst. I don't, he
never comes home early or anything, but,

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um, not that I get it, like, I just, I
want you to know that, like, if you, I

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don't want to, like, crawl through any
boundaries and make you feel

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uncomfortable, but, like, if you ever,
like,

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if you ever, if you wanted to, like, do,
like, I

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wouldn't.

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touch it and see where that goes no i
don't think that'd be great at all

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It's not weird. I mean, it's fine. It's
not a big deal.

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Are you sure you're okay with this?

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Yeah.

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I would never in a million years think
I'd be stroking your cock right now.

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Is it weird that

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I'm just like... I don't know.

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I don't know, I put it in my mouth.

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Like it, maybe.

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I don't know.

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Like I said,

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I haven't done this in a really long
time, so.

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You think you broke off?

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Well, I guess we'll see.

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I can't even look at you while I do
this.

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of having a mouthful of cock.

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Is that weird?

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Thank you. Thank you.

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How is that?